May 22, 2011

It’s World Biodiversity Day! Grab a hamster, a chicken, a fern, a tapir, some beetles, a raccoon, a bunch of plankton, an assortment of fungi, two or three turtles, some dust mites, a penguin, and a colony of bacteria, a bunch of party hats in an extremely wide variety of sizes, and a reservation at the Rainforest Cafe! Two out of three kingdoms agree: World Biodiversity Day is the best holiday around. The other kingdom likes Groundhog Day best, but they’re totally swayed by the corrupt Groundhog Lobby, run by, you guessed it, Boss Ground-Hog.

In related news, my first album shall be called Groundhog Lobby.