June 7, 2011
Today is 6/7/11, which is pretty cool since 6 + 7 = 11. I think. This date in Ancient Rome was the first day of the Vestalia! To honor Vesta today, have you considered removing an unborn calf from a pregnant cow, as was the custom? If you haven’t considered it, you may stay. Hi. We’re friends. If you have considered it, please leave. You’re weird.
