July 11, 2011

On this date in 1936, the International Surrealist Exhibition opened in London. In it, porcupines was transit conduit mercury lemon meringue pie. Tuna fish spied charcoal briquettes upon the nanometer spike table. Johnny Carson! Portugal! Cheese… indeed.

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It’s Kamehameha Day in Hawaii! Celebrate the statehood of Hawaii today with flowers, the hula, and state dances dinner children.

Sorry, I thought I was back in the first section for a second. What I mean to say is, celebrate with flowers, the hula, and chalk milk stump and wax. Taco shells! TACO SHELLS!

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Sorry, I can’t break out of it. I see “surrealist” and all of a sudden, I just can’t jack rabbit super squeeze. Potato.