June 12, 2011

On this date in 1381, English peasants were revolting. But really, when wasn’t that true? AHAHAHAHA.

It’s also Independence Day in Russia and in the Philippines. They can’t both be independent today, can they? There is but one thing left to do. Russia and the Philippines must fight. Whosoever loses shall be dependent. That is the way of things. They’ve both been rough places to fight, historically. So it must be held at neutral ground. I suggest MEGIDDO.