June 29, 2011

Sorry, I keep forgetting.

AHEM.

On this date in the year 512 (2 To The Fighting 9th Power!), a solar eclipse was recorded by a monastic chronicler in Ireland. What’s notable about this? Why, only that Monastic Chronicler is definitely the name of my new Gregorian Chant/Slam Metal band. I’m not sure how that’s going to… sound, but with a name like Monastic Chronicler, you kind of have to book a few gigs, right?

They would play well with the other band names IB has suggested (either as actually cool, or completely terrible) over the years, such as Everlasting Faint (terrible), Malevolent Flying Squirrels (excellent), Ancient Gliding Beast (the best band name ever), Darwinian Rock (good/bad/back to good again), Seditious Libel (you’d see them, and you know it), Microburst (horrible), Röntgen (horribly German), and Autumnal Equinox (just unspeakably bad). What do these suggested band names say about me? Don’t let me name your band.